Parking Pranks: Terrible Parkers Who Had It Coming

It is not a secret that the world is filled with bad parkers. Perhaps these drivers need to be given a hard time to learn how to do things right! It is a difficult skill to master, fair enough, but it is an essential one. But don’t worry because karma will get them one way or another.

Monster Truck Warning

If you ever find a note in your windshield, you should be alarmed right away. It is almost guaranteed that it will not be a good thing. Just so you know, it will likely be from someone who hated your parking. Next time, don’t inconvenience someone with a monster truck.

Fire

Come on. Everyone knows that one should not park in front of a fire hydrant. This person must have missed that very basic driving lesson. Now, they found out what exactly happens when you do this at the wrong time. We are glad we are not in his shoes.

No Parking

All drivers have parked in a spot they should not have taken. Sometimes, it is as simple as failing to see the “No Parking” sign. Something tells us that was not the case here. How could you possibly miss a sign like this one anyway?

Award Winner

It is sweet if you have a nice car, but you should not let it go to your head. All cars deserve just one parking slot, no exceptions. You do not want to ruin your nice car, would you? This is the reason you best be careful. We love the sarcastic tone of this hilarious note.

Just Like Royalty

Allow us to explain. All drivers should know the rules of the road, but this one did not know what the lines meant. Maybe they needed some help in order to figure out it was not a parking spot. We think the person who wrote this down in chalk was very nice to help this guy out.

White Lines

To be fair, it is not always easy to park. Luckily, they have created white lines to help drivers figure things out. Despite this, there are still people who ignore them in parking areas. These two other drivers were clearly not going to let it go!

Wrapped Up

Is it truly hard to park inside the space bordered by the white lines? For some reason, people seem to think they are nothing more than suggestions. It is a good thing that karma never fails. We bet this guy learned his lesson.

You’ve Been Chopped

We have no idea what the driver did, but we can tell that it was something bad. After all, nothing else would have made someone buy 5 axes and bury them into this car for anything less. If you find out what he did, we would like to hear about it.

Hot Mess

It is not hard at all to park badly. Some errors are forgivable, but some folks like to overdo it. This guy took over 4 spaces in total. They learned their lesson with cones, crime scene tape, streamers, and toilet paper. That’s gonna be very annoying to clean up!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

The guy who noticed how this car was parked decided to leave the driver some notes. They did not feel mad, only disappointed. That must be even worse if you ask us. They decided to ease the tension by signing off as Spidey. Nice.

Follow The Yellow Paint Line

We all know that you have to follow the yellow brick road. Maybe he wanted to go to Oz and thought this was the modern way to do it. There was no twister here, only bad parking. It was not appreciated and only made one observer mad! Oops.

Not-So-Smart Car

Smart cars are, in general, easy to park since they are compact. This is handy most of the time. However, something went very wrong here. When you do this, you get timeout by getting locked in a parking jail.

Post It Online

These days, it feels like everything makes its way to the internet sooner or later. They wanted to do something when they saw such a terrible parking job. If you want to improve, you need to get some feedback. We just hope they use it to improve their skills!

Instructions

We know that it is very frustrating when a stranger parks in the driveway and blocks your own car. How inconsiderate can some people be? A life lesson had to be taught. There was no other way around it.

Parking Poetry

Can you believe that this person actually made a poem? Talk about passive-aggressive. We sure hoped that the writer managed to express his feelings about the bad parking skills of the owner of this car.

Modern Art

There are times when notes are not enough. It is especially true when you stop the flow of pedestrians by leaving your car on the sidewalk. They decided it was time to try a different approach with this driver.

Driving School

You must have noticed that you have a lot of choices when it comes to parking revenge. Look at what this guy did. They gave a “Driving School” novelty check for $500 made out to this “Bad Parker.” Nice!

Spell It Out

To be fair, who would not get mad when you see that someone parked this way? We can see where they are coming from. It must have been frustrating enough for someone to scribble “IDIOT” on the car.

You’ve Won

We have to give it to the creative person who did this. They had to buy balloons, ribbons, and confetti. They also made a certificate and put the balloons inside! This kind of thing takes a lot of determination.

Hellen Keller

Wow, this person actually decided to make a Helen Keller reference here. While the inspiring deaf-blind author and activist was a true inspiration to us all, we have to admit that this got a snicker out of us.

Just For You

Why on earth do people take over 2 parking spaces? Someone decided that enough was enough. They helped the driver, if you can call it that. They drew lines to give him a special parking space of his own.

Violation

While the guy who got the balloons and confetti deserves kudos, we are impressed by something else. They made a ticket-like note to scare the driver. Inside was a great soliloquy about their parking skills!

You’re Surrounded

You only need to take a quick glance to see the errors here. To be honest, it was just one bad decision. This driver parked over multiple places! There was no way everyone else would just let this slide.

Trashing The Car

This is not what most folks mean when something got “trashed.” The driver couldn’t find parking, so he parked in front of the garbage bins and blocked access to it. Now you know why you shouldn’t do this.

The Missing Bike

Yes, even bikes can be parked terribly. The first photo shows how a cyclist parked in a slot for a car. Look at the second photo. There is a car there now! As for the bike, you should check the bushes for it…

Mother Nature

This one is not like the others in that it is not man-made. No, this was intervention by mother nature! As you can see, properly parked cars made it out just fine. The illegally parked ones did not get that lucky.

Potato Clan

Whoa! This person went through a lot of hassle to carve four potatoes. We hope he was not making an army. The real question is this: did he have reserved potatoes on hand or carved as necessary? Hmm.

Feel Like A Star

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” The pedestrian must have thought this. What else is there to do when this car blocks your path every day? They decided to slide across the hood, of course.

Monster Truck

The owner of the white car thought it was unreasonable to ask him to park properly, so they parked over several slots. Unfortunately for him, this monster truck owner was not having it at all. Oops.

Literally Blocked In

This looks like the only appropriate time to say that you were late since they were blocked in. It’s true. They must have parked incorrectly for such a thing to happen. Actions have consequences, you know!

It Was Raining

Can we really judge whoever did this? This person had been looking for a parking spot until a spot was available at last. It is indeed a parking area but not one for cars! Nope, it was actually for shopping carts.

Another Genius

Some people just do not learn. When you are told not to park in front of the hydrant, please obey. They probably said, “The worst that can happen is that they will give me a ticket, and they won’t even do that!” Sadly, that was not what happened. No, they got smashed windows and water damage instead.

You Get It

Our Russian is not great, but “actions speak louder than words.” Be careful when you go to Russia. When told to “keep off the grass,” kindly obey. You don’t want a toilet on the hood of the car, after all.

You’ve Been Bussed

She wanted to park close to the bus station. After looking for a while, she stumbled into a miracle. This parking lot did not have a single car in it! Well, this happened because it was actually only for buses.

This Will Be Interesting

It is annoying when someone parked in your spot and is nowhere to be found. Since it’s a small car, you can do something about it. Just pick it right up! If that’s not doable, you could chain their front and back wheel together. They wanted to stay there, so we hope they don’t mind being there for a long time.

Garbage Parking

Bin there, done that. Such trashy behavior will not go unpunished. They decided to put the bins in front and behind this car. The driver deserved a rubbish day anyway. We hope they can find a way to get out.

How Did This Go Wrong?

Is it hard to park the same way everyone did? Clearly, this person would say it is “rather hard.” It looks like the others decided to give this guy a very important lesson. Again, feedback is always necessary!

Something Fishy

Now, what could possibly be going on in this photo? We doubt some random person just happened to have a dead fish with them. It sort of reminds us of that scene in The Godfather with a horse’s head on the bed. How threatening! Truly, action speaks much louder than words can.

That’s Smart

Smart cars might not be your cup of tea, but they are light on gas, a breeze to maneuver, and easy to park. It makes sense to park them this way. But what did they do to anger the owner of the big truck?

Sticker Bomb

Sticky bombs are not that unusual, but you are looking at a sticker bombing instead! Bad parkers need to learn, but this was a bit over-the-top. We all know just how hard it can be to remove stickers.

Can’t Touch This

Many Jeep owners know that they can go to many places that others can’t. This came to a stop when someone clamped their back and front tires, however. You won’t be going anywhere for a while, pal.

Not The Best Idea

It is never a good idea to park in a spot that was not meant for your vehicle. This includes spots for the police, disabled, and even motorcyclists. At least this bike owner knew his place. We just hope that the driver checks what was behind the SUV before he moves out of there. Otherwise, bye-bye bike.

Your Car Rocks

This is not a Toyota Camry in Stone Black. It is the aftermath of someone parking improperly. To be fair, we can totally see why he did this if the car parked by a hospital entrance or something.

Quite An Artist

Clearly, this fella got miffed when another guy parked in his spot. Luckily, they chose to be kind instead of getting a tow truck to deal with it. We love the artistry and humor that came with this little warning!

Pray For Shoppers

Folks, the shopping cart correctional officer has struck again! One wrong move will, uh, have your car surrounded by shopping carts. The worst part is that it will bring attention to your bad parking skills.

Get The Champagne

Just being alive right now is already a cause for celebration in itself. The best thing in life is finding something that makes us think, laugh, and feel grateful. We daresay that this is a good example of that.

Well, Well, Well

Life is full of ironic but amusing moments. You can call this Murphy’s Law in action if you want. Take a look at this photo! Can you imagine being a parking enforcer and getting a taste of your own medicine?

Together Forever

While walking to the car, she saw a shopping cart beside it. She must have been worried that it got a scratch. Her relief that it did not touch the car only lasted a second because it was tied to her car door!

They’re Tight

Love blooms in unexpected places. This is a fact of life, everyone. No one saw this coming, but this car and garbage bin would not let anything get in the way of their true love. The driver had it coming!

Next Level

A bad parker deserves a note or to be blocked in. If you can hoist a car on top of a crate, you can take it one level higher. We don’t know what led to something this extreme, but we are sure they deserved it.

Congratulations!

We can tell that this person had been seething for a whole month! After all, how can you take the time to write this and then print it? Of course, it is also possible they have this ready for situations like this.

Safety First

If you can’t afford condoms, all you need to do is to park like a douche and wait. The condom fairy will soon arrive and give you protection. It is all in the name of preventing people like you from procreating.

Out Of The Box

Parallel parking is hard but wait until you hear about perpendicular parking. Maybe this is the first car to ever come with a strafe function. The others wanted to show him the errors of his ways, and so they did.

Hey, Move Over!

While the Jeep looks like the antagonist here, perhaps the Corvette started it. We just hope that neither got a scratch. As you can see, it really is time to go to the car wash. Maybe the Jeep should pay for it too.

Excuse Me, Pardon Me

These two cars were just minding their business when the third came in and started drama. We bet there is an interesting story here. We have a lot of questions for the parties involved in this situation.

Don’t Look Down

We hope he is not scared of falling. It was bold to guess that this car was big enough to fit down there. Hopefully, no one plans to use the stairs for a while. We hope he is very careful with how to proceed!

Scene Of A Crime

Who did this and where did they go? How can we ensure that it does not happen again? What could be worse than a driver taking up more than a single parking space? This calls for public humiliation.

A For Effort

Well, he tried. We’ll give him that. However, he clearly got tired and just gave up. He should have looked for a new spot or tried harder, but he must have been exhausted. He took the easy way out instead.

No Empathy Here

We do not know about this one. Did the guy have zero empathy for disabled drivers? Maybe he failed to realize that it is a handicapped spot per car and not the whole section. This person needs to get towed!

Stuck In Your Mind Forever

What a sticky situation. We hope the drive did not plan to ever drive again. This day will forever be in his brain. How do you think he reacted when he got back and saw what happened to his car?

Car Sandwich

It’s simple. Do stupid things, and you get stupid results. The car owner thought it would not be an issue if he parked between two spots. In the end, these huge cars blocked him in. All’s fair in love and war.

Too Close For Comfort

It is unlikely that they were sitting in the cars talking, but we like being positive here. Both drivers are in awful situations since the driver seats are both blocked in. How did the second car here get out?!

Please Get Your Life Together

We hope that you find this just as funny as we did. This guy should thank the person who wrote the note for pointing out his flat tire. The note was rather aggressive, but it was not exactly uncalled for.

Paint War

Isn’t this a little too extreme? Funny pranks and nasty letters are understandable. However, we do not think that a terrible parker deserves to have their car painted! Oh well, they should have parked better.

Finders Keepers

This guy did not get the memo about parking assignments. It could also be that the writer did not like anyone taking their usual spot. We just hope that this fellow got the point across and got his spot back…

Just A Little Extra Push

Cars like this one remind us of the toy cars we used to have as a child. The person who did this probably thought small cars were like that. Anyway, here is more reason not to park in two sparking spaces.

Crossed The Line

Well, we all get what we deserve. There is something known as a curb, and no one is supposed to park half of their car on it. Sadly for him, he did this on the worst possible day: curb-painting day! Oops.

Barrels Of Fun

This fella right here knows how to annoy someone. A strong gust would be all it would take to shatter those windows. No one wants to see this happen to their ride, right? All the more reason to park better!

Read Between The Lines

Well, this is one way to go about it. Gotta hand it to him, this must have been hard. The car fits perfectly anyway, but we doubt those two barricades area meant for that. Good luck getting out of there, man.

Customer Parking Only

We hope he had backup cameras. Which is worse, getting barricaded into a parking spot you weren’t meant to be in, asking them to take the box out, or paying a fine? The last one is probably the best option!

Trash Day

This guy must have gotten a trashy day after seeing the piles of garbage lying atop his clean car. It might be a message to the car owner, but it could just be bad luck. Either way, look for a better spot next time.

Wolf Pack Attack

Sending the dogs to do the dirty work for you is a smart idea. It takes a lot of talent and effort to train dogs to attack empty cars. Did he put dog food or peanut butter on the car so that this could happen?

Crushed It

Who do you think is more unlucky in this situation? Is it the car or the truck? We don’t know what the car driver did, but maybe he had it coming. We also don’t know how the truck went over the edge here.

Defying Gravity

How on earth did this car get on the second floor anyway? We have no idea. Clearly, we are not the only ones. The firefighter who is here to help him must be beyond confused as well. How do you fix this?

HAPYCAR

Here is yet another photo that boggles the mind. How did the car get atop the pole? What we can tell you is that it won’t be easy to get down. Maybe the plate should be “SADCAR” instead of “HAPYCAR.”

Carpool

This was not what your neighbor meant when they requested help carpooling the kids. How is this even possible? Oh well, it’s not like we haven’t seen worse. We hope he doesn’t drown in his responsibilities!

No Park, One Park, Two Park

How did he mistake ‘no parking’ for ‘take up two parking spaces’? He clearly did not align his side mirrors with the driver next to him. Does he not know that it’s the car next to you and not in front of you?

Needs To Be Es-Carted Out

It looks like he needed to be es-carted out of the parking lot. This is a little hard as it is snowing. However, you need to pay the price for what you did. Park revenge will always come to get you.

That’s Not How That Works

Folks with nice cars generally avoid messy situations, but not this guy. The Lexus owner did not care who was in the way. He just cared about “fitting” into this spot. We bet he got a scratch or two after this.

Car(t) Park

These spaces are not meant for cars but carts. Did someone leave out the extra ‘t’ in their mind? The words are rather similar, we will give them that. However, we bet the store employees were not happy.

Not An Exit

This guy must have been confused. It’s either that or he simply ignored the giant “NOT” part of the “NOT AN EXIT” sign. It looks like he will have a hard time getting out of there. Read closely next time, man!

Sorry, Officer

He must have thought that backing into a cop when he was about to be pulled over was a good way to make a distraction. It clearly did not end as well as he hoped for. Maybe he even got an extra ticket!

Light Up Your Day

It is not always easy to look at the bright side when bad things happen. However, this light post can brighten your day… if it still works. At the very least, it can put a shine on the car when it gets dark.

Royal Treatment

Isn’t that nice? The neighbors created a special parking space just for him. Don’t you wish that your neighbors are like them? Sadly, we are sure that they were not thrilled about what led to this moment.

Boat Load Of Problems

Is this lady lucky that she did not drown or is she unlucky that her car ended up stuck mid-transport? We daresay that the first option is a better choice. She looks like she is smiling, so she might not agree.

Rocky Day

His day was clearly rather rocky. We bet a drink on the rocks could help. Maybe he would rather meet a rock star or go to a rock concert instead. If these puns aren’t doing it for you, maybe we’ll rock it later.

Tight Fit

The car might be small, but it does not mean that it can go anywhere. The parking job was made on the sidewalk and not the street, by the way. We hope he has the calling card of a good body shop in hand.

Motorcycles Only

We are no car experts, but we are pretty sure that this is no motorbike. Sure, a motorcycle spot does not need to be as big as that for a car. However, we are sure that you still need to follow the rules!

Business Cards Make Things Real

He must have a lot of experience with bad drivers if he went through the effort of obtaining business cards that he can use to drag people. Wouldn’t you feel embarrassed if you were given one of these?

Is There A Lifeguard On Duty?

Could it be too late to shift gear, reverse, and try backing out of the water? We do not think they have a lifeguard for cars on duty right now. Fellas, this is one thing you never want to happen to your car.

Just A Little Too Far

“Keep going, keep going, you’re doing great, you’ve got plenty of room, oops… too far!” That is how we imagine the way this played out. What other explanation is there, right? It was likely an honest mistake.

No Parking Near The Fire Hydrant

I have a feeling that staying 10 feet away from the hydrant was not a rule that this person thought of. It looks that there was a parking spot right there, so we wonder why they chose to do this instead.

Call For Backup

We want to think that a high-speed chase went down here. That must be how the police wound up in this tricky situation. However, it was probably just another person who did not pay enough attention.

Who’s The Owner Of The Brown Camel?

“Whoever you are, your camel is double-parked outside, you may want to move it before we ticket and tow it away. Also, he’s eating that woman’s hair.” We do not know about you, but we like the idea of going to and from places on a camel. You experience fresh air but do not have to pay for gas!