We all know that tattoos are pretty much permanent once you have them on your skin. But do you know that aside from permanent tattoos, they can also be permanent fails? The people that you will see below are those who didn’t really think hard about what kind of tattoo they wanted. We’re sure these people didn’t expect things to go so badly but that’s what happened. Let’s get to it!
They Just Fit So Well
“And to prove to you just how much I love you, we’re going to get matching tattoos.” It looks like that’s how they wanted their love to be. Their love was perfect, at least if you can look past the incompatible corner pieces.
Wait, Who’s Brenda?
If someone would ask you a question like your life depended on it, would you give them an answer? Would you tell me who this guy’s in love with? The answer is pretty much visible with his tattoo.
Doing something for the first time in your life is definitely memorable. This fellow is indeed one of those sentimental people – to the point that he had tattooed an exact replica of his first McDonald’s receipt on his arm!
Marilyn Monroe was one of the most famous sex symbols in history. So it wasn’t really surprising to hear that someone wanted to tattoo her. This person decided to get a tattoo of her but unfortunately, they decided to go for the Jersey Shore version of her.
Programming Is Life
This dude wanted to impress the girls from his computer class. He tried to think of ways he could do so. When the time came and he finally knew what to do, who would have thought that he would come up with this?
Where Do We Start?
Many music fans can recognize Jon Bon Jovi. However, I don’t seem to know who this Jon Bovi is. Are they the same person? If so, why can’t we spell it right?
Feeling Content With Body Odor
Self-love is very important. However, this kind of self-love is the most honest tattoo that we have seen from this thread. If you happen to meet her and you can smell something else, blame it on the onion then.
Merriage Is Permanent
This tattoo is one of the unique ways of expressing one’s desire to tie the knot after dating for some time. Nina never would have guessed that her boyfriend had something cheesy planned for her. Sadly, he wasn’t able to spell it right.
Oh, The Irony
He’s probably just tucking another finger under the palm of his hand, right? RIGHT?! I really hope so, or this is a candidate for the top tattoo fail awards.
To Big What?
You must have missed out on the “O”, but these letters are kind of important. Can you imagine how coat would be without an O. Would you wear a cat instead of a coat?
Remember This, Kids
This person is too cool for a regular school. Instead, he was more interested in attending art school. However, how is a school bus related to not going to school?
This Could Have Been Different
When the lady artist asked him what design he wanted done, he wasn’t really thinking too hard about it. The drunk student only said, “I regret this tattoo,” thinking that his new tattoo was already done.
Is This Hefner’s Arm?
We can’t really blame this guy, considering the fact that there are so many women in the world. He never meant to get her name spelt wrong. It just so happened that he did. At least he was able to cover it up.
A Writer’s Motto
A pen is a very important tool for writers. Writers need it to get the job done. However, from the looks of this, it’s telling us that he meant something else.
Who’s Going To Tell Him?
I think you got it wrong, sir. The unnecessary apostrophe will most probably be permanent. So, don’t stress. It’s too late to change it anyway.
I think you’re too busy correcting the spelling errors on your tattoo. Here, let me give you a hand. I think you should be changing ‘your’ to ‘you’re’ if you’re after grammatical accuracy.
Belief In Miracles
I think these phrases actually have two meanings. The first one means that belief can make things real. Meanwhile, the second one means that life makes things real. Which of these two are you referring to?
Do You C It?
This lady seems to be very content with her unique personality and we really love that. However, can you tell me what ‘ridioulous’ is? It sounds similar to being boring.
As Long As You Rember
This phrase is one of the most usual tattoos that many people want to get in ink. It’s mostly true, people would want to remember before they would forget. Sadly, this tattoo doesn’t sound right at all. It says ‘rember’, for one thing.
Instructions For Mom
Ever since he was young, he was always with his nanny. His nanny would clean up after him and clean him. But with the constant changing of nannies, his parents decided that this might be one of the best ways to stop the nanny from calling them at work.
Loves Her Ice Cream
Everyone has their favorite food, right? It’s the food that they would love to eat over and over again. As much as we love these dishes and delicacies, you probably would never even consider tattooing your favorite food on your face. If you happen to be considering it, you might want to check how it was for this lady. Her dedication for her favorite food is simply remarkable.
She Sees You In Her Dreams
We all wish for someone who would love us just the way we are. Someone who would often dream and think of us whenever they can. But having a tattoo of your girlfriend staring at you is maybe a little too much.
That’s Your Mom
Babies usually cry whenever they want to express something. It can either be that they are hungry or even uncomfortable. Usually, grown-ups cuddle their newborns whenever they cry. However, this child is crying for a whole different reason altogether. She was completely terrified when she saw this tattoo on her mother!
She is either a trendsetter or one of the winners of epic tattoo fails. We can tell that she really loves Drake, but the question we need answers to is this: does Drake love her as well? This is one of the classic cases of the phenomenon called the “Drake Case”.
Walking Advertising Board
It’s okay to promote the company that you are working for, however, don’t you think you’re overdoing it? Maybe she’s hoping for a promotion, but will she get it? Hmm.
The Same Goes For Tattoo Fails
If you notice it, the word “life” is a noun. Don’t you think it’s ‘you only live once’, instead of ‘you only life once’?
You might want to double check this mistake that we see here. The tattoo artist didn’t seem to notice that mistake, though. Life shouldn’t be about regrets. It doesn’t have to be about regerts either.
The Most Famous
For a guy who bit off his opponent’s ear, this design wouldn’t be something unusual. It’s his life choice, after all. This tattoo is more than a little twisted if you ask us. However, it does suit him in the most eerie way possible.
Many of us often wonder what will happen to us after we undergo death. This guy, however, was already able to tell the answer to the question. “God will fudge us, and only God is able to fudge us.” might just be the perfect answer.
Where Are These ‘Ledgends’?
‘Ledgends’ seem to be a new word for me. Are they the people sitting on the ledges of the buildings while taking hilarious selfies? If they are, I honestly don’t think that they will live that long.
Or Your Tattoo Artist For That Matter
This tattoo really made me agree with her. But your tattoo artist shouldn’t be held accountable for making the best “dicisions” for his clients anyway.
Your Spelling Is A Marshian
There is a difference between spelling it out and sounding it out. However, there are some words that may have a different spelling. It’s important that you check the spelling before having it painted on your skin.
In Case You Forget
Some people don’t really know what this acronym means. So, I should probably explain it to you. YOLO stands out for ‘You Only Live Once’. Surely, before getting this tattoo, he may have searched the meaning before having it painted to his skin. Right?
This little rascal! Who doesn’t want to have a permanent tattoo on his body? I’m sure he’s a great kid, with a great variety of interesting hobbies.
Poor guy. In his family, he is the only male who couldn’t grow a mustache. He must have felt so bad about it, considering that mustaches are part of their culture and beliefs. He would really want to follow the tradition of his family, thus this.
What? Just What?
There are several things that I think can save this tattoo fail from becoming a total fail. First, you amend the spelling, and then rewrite everything to form a better sentence.
Mariah Carey is not only beautiful, but she is talented as well. She deserves to be praised by many. However, I don’t think she would appreciate to see her name tattooed on someone else’s body.
So… Always Give Up?
I wonder what his English teacher would say about double-negation in one sentence. He has just encouraged everyone to give up! Great job!
Well done! From the looks of this, we think you have just have found out about your first lesson. I don’t think you will ever see ALLways in any dictionary. You might want to drop the other “L”
An Extreme Mistake
Hey there! Would you like to have some “T”? And by that, I mean the letter and not the drink. That’s the missing letter on your tattoo!
You Know What Else Is Awful?
I don’t think we need more than a couple of ‘E’s on your skin. Too much “E” doesn’t seems to be so good on your skin. However, we’re glad that you understand it’s going to stay on your skin ‘forever’.
This Is Tragic
From one glance, you know that this tattoo has a little ounce of comedy in it!
When Avocado Is Life
If you get the chance to have a fruit tattoo design on your body, what fruit tattoo would you consider? However, I’m not so sure what this guy really wants. Nonetheless, here is the result.
And A Spelling Test Is Coming For You
So… ‘Your’ means it’s something you possess, while ‘you’re’ means ‘you are’. However, we’re sure that you already learned these English basics a long time ago.
Something Else To Read On The Toilet
We can really tell that this guy really loves books – maybe as much as he shows it. If he can add more tattoos to his skin, he might just get a whole book tattooed on his back!
Owning Up To Them
This guy definitely deserves a lot of respect! Nobody owns their mistake like he does! He would have avoided this or he would have been saved from going under the needle.
We’ll Keep Laughing
It doesn’t matter that this tattoo fail screams regret in every corner, we just have to keep smilEing. That way things will turn out right – just look at that candy!
So So Close
If this situation happens to you, would you blame your tattoo artist or would you rather blame yourself? However, regardless of whether you want to own up to this mistake, you can shift the blame to Bob Marley – that is if you know that it’s actually him.
We all know that this tattoo shouldn’t be here. But this should be a perfect addition to put into the gallery for older men with an extraordinary sense of humor! Just one look and you will already know it’s an excellent piece!
Your Right, You Know
Aside from the other tattoos that you see on this guy’s arm, you can see that century-old ‘your’/’you’re’ mistake. When will these people ever learn?
Not My Daughter
The artist’s impression of your daughter, covered in various color schemes, says it all in this tattoo design. However, I don’t think it’s the perfect way to represent your daughter.
Angel? Maybe A Private Tutor
Have you ever heard of the saying “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team'”, but there actually is an ‘I’ in ‘win’. I think that we also need to point out that you can never see an ‘I” in ‘angel’.
We Almost Let You Have It
I don’t think there are any wrong spellings in this one. However, sonny, let me ask you this: what exactly does ‘too fast to live’ mean?
He Loves Cheetos
Yes, indeed. ‘In snax we trust’. This is going to be the next big thing and will be printed on the new dollar bills as soon as this guy becomes the next president. Let’s vote for Cheetos!
A Bad Break Up
Nobody really loves bad break-ups. It makes it difficult for us to get rid of the things that reminds us of them. It could be photos, lingering thoughts, and sweet memories. It seems difficult, right? But you know what’s worse than that? It’s how much you want to get rid of that tattoo of them on your skin.
No More Loyal Than This
Loyalty is one of the most important virtues that one must possess. There are so many ways you can show that you are loyal to someone. Unfortunately, tattooing them on your skin is not the best way to prove it.
A Poet’s Back
For starters, his name is actually Kevin and not Dave. With that being said, we can attest that Kevin, not Dave, has a bizarre sense of humor. We love everything about this tattoo, especially the microwave part.
Not My President
We all know that some people don’t really have the same sentiment about the POTUS. Sure, Donald Trump is “not their president.” However, when you look at this lousy tattoo job, people would have thought otherwise.
When You Insist On Designing Your Own Tattoo
His friends often tell him that he is really good at drawing. One time, he decided to get a tattoo that he would be drawing and designing himself. He just drew what he thought he wanted to be on his skin. Alas, here it is!
Not all people are brave enough to put a tattoo on their face. Not everyone is like this woman who decided to get her face inked with something beautiful on her forehead. Tattoos can help you express yourself, regardless of whether you put it on your face or on your arm. You go girl!
No Need To Study
Not everyone is born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Saints know exactly what I am trying to say – they don’t have to study a day in their lives when it comes to exams. They will always find a way to pass.
Pikachu, Where Are You?
Pikachu, where are you? Is that you on his arm? No, I don’t think that’s you.
Death Before Dishonor
One person decided to add ‘death before dishouner’ on his skin. However, from the looks of it, it’s another ‘think before you ink’ case. Now I’m wondering what exactly do you mean by ‘dishouner’?
People do love to take things very literally! And I’m talking about Ed from the Good Burger. Every time I remember him I always get the “The manager already knows my name!” feeling.
Getting Over Your Ex Like
When you ask him “So, tell me about your past relationship.” He doesn’t have tell you the whole heartbreaking story but rather he’s going to tell the short version of it. He used to have a tattoo of her face where the new grim reaper tattoo is now placed. The End.
Gaurd Or Guard?
If you look at the tattoo, its font is very aesthetically pleasing. The message will make your heart melt. Despite all these pretty messages, there’s a very subtle mistake in this tattoo. The artist must have missed it!
Care For Some T?
This is yet to be proven scientifically, but this lady might just know something about it. She would have something stronger, especially if she only had that missing ‘t’.
Laser eye surgery is slowly becoming more popular because it is affordable and safer than other optical surgery options. But someone really needs to tell him that his interpretation of the phrase ‘laser eye surgery’ is totally wrong.
The Real Harry Potter
Most people would say fictional characters are never real. However, this tattoo says otherwise. Here is a bearded version of Harry Potter – or so he thought.
Laden With The Wrong Tattoo
Osama Bin Laden was America’s most wanted terrorist before his death in 2011. With his record, would you want to have his face inked in your skin? Maybe if you were one of the units that took him down.
Loves Judge Judy
Many of us believe that only God can judge us. However, we all know that this is wrong! We all know that the one and only true judge is Judge Judy!
We all have goals – whether big or small, it does not matter. However, when it comes to hairline issues, we know that it’s not something to joke about. An example of this is the guy who had a tattoo right where he wants his hairline to reach.
X-Files Fan For Life
The truth is somewhere out there and so is this amusing tattoo artist who said yes to this client. Maybe there’s another person with this kind of tattoo. Who knows, maybe David Duchovny has one too!
Pikachu Saves The Day
This is a perfect example of creativity at its best. We aren’t talking about Pikachu’s art skills, but rather we are talking about the person who made the most amazing cover up for one of the greatest tattoo fails in history.
What It Really Says
He only wanted the words ‘peace’, ‘love’, ‘respect’ and ‘devotion’ inked onto his back. Unbeknownst to him, the words on his back were way too different from the ones above. These words are actually caviar, hopscotch, bowling pin, and itchy.
Is It Now?
The most brilliant messages usually come from the things that you least expected. In this case, it is from the dirtiest bottles. A perfect example of this analogy is taken from this photograph. It’s a new piece of ‘nolege’ for us, right?
From the looks of this epic tattoo failure, this photo is something that we should be feeling hopeful about. At least the font doesn’t look so bad, right?
Where’s The Barber Shop?
Finally! We can finally put a face to a story of someone’s insane life story. If you are wondering where you can see this barber shop, try looking for it under your nose.
Let’s face it, getting 6-pack abs is one of the most challenging goals that people dream of. However, you don’t really want to work too hard for it. There are some ways on how you can have one minus the gym. You just have to go to nearest tattoo shop if you are willing to suffer through the pain!
Do We Even Want To Know
Have you ever wondered what nightmares are made of? Then maybe this could be the answer to your question. It’s pretty much a football player who is also similar to a pirate and maybe something that is completely inexplicable!
Not The Same Wings
All she wanted was a pair of wings inked onto her back, just like all her friends had done on their backs. She is an angel as much as her friends are. Unluckily for her, she had wings done with someone who was ready to go out for their lunch break.
Christopher Walken The Zombie
Christopher Walken will be playing a zombie in his new job soon. But if you weren’t informed about this newsbyte, then you probably haven’t met this guy just yet!
Thenks God For Autocorrect
This young man is such a sweet son to his mother. He decided to go under the needle to pay tribute to his mother for welcoming him into this world. As much as we want to give him full marks, we need to deduct a point for that one misspelled word.
Sense Of Humor
It takes a crazy kind of love to have someone agree to get this shared tattoo. If one day they are forced to part, then they will have a lot of things to explain. Hopefully no one ever asks them what their tattoos truly mean.
Bentley Is His Name
If you happen to see this guy, you would probably ask him for his name. It could be Dave, Richard, or Bob. If the tattoo on his face can serve as a hint, then maybe his name is Bentley.
The Right Angle
Sometimes, we can tell what went wrong in photos of tattoo fails. In this one, you might really want to know “which angle is that exactly?” but then realize that you were referring to a guardian angel instead of the wrong angle.
He wanted to help, so he decided to donate his locks to charity. To commemorate his long-haired days, he decided to ink it at the place where it used be. We salute you, sir.
Gaga Goo Goo
My son! Get away from those things! Those childish thoughts and dreams and all those things of your childish past. My son, the time has come for you to be an adult and get an exact tattoo of this design!
Where Were The Parents?
If you happen to see this tattoo about him, you can tell what kind of parent he has. But one thing is for sure, this kid will never lose his luggage tag wherever he goes!
In the eyes of others, he was the most brilliant person that they had ever met. He wasn’t just bright, but he was also the fiercest as well. However, there is one trait that he will never have. He is not strong – but he sure is stong!