Quit Squirming!
“You have been squirming the whole time I gave you a ride, so I thought you were uncomfortable. I helped you get off, so you won’t be uncomfortable anymore. You can thank me later,” the horse said. We’re not sure this guy heard, though. He seems pretty busy falling on his head.
Quit Squirming!
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You’re Not Santa!
This horse thought he would be doing the really important job of carrying Santa and delivering gifts on Christmas. However, when he discovered that a couple of guys had got on the carriage meant for Father Christmas, he decided to teach them a lesson, one that involved a lot of pain and some really cold snow. We don’t know exactly how these guys felt but we’re sure this ride was pretty epic.
You’re Not Santa!