Thomas The Angry Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine will kill you while you are sleeping kid! At least, that’s what we think this really pissed off cake wants to say to a little three-year-old train enthusiast. Thankfully, this child is just turning one and most likely has no clue what Thomas’ issue is in this birthday cake creation but why the kid’s parents chose to make a really angry cake is anybody’s guess. Maybe Thomas is pissed off with the insufficient funding railroads are getting these days, or perhaps he just doesn’t like the idea of being eaten by a group of little kids who’ll probably freak out as soon as they realize they played a part in killing and eating their favorite living Tank Engine.

Thomas The Angry Tank Engine
Just Imagine This Was A Planet
In case you hadn’t noticed, this cake does kind of look like Saturn or Jupiter if the planets were hit with a ton of asteroids or attacked continuously with alien weapon technology. This is another exceptional reminder that not everybody is an artist, so people should leave cake decorating to the professionals. Regardless, it all boils down to the taste of the cake, so perhaps this wasn’t an entire loss in spite of the horrible product design. Would you try this cake or leave it for others to eat?

Just Imagine This Was A Planet