Offline Banking
If you really must visit your actual bank, which is extremely unlikely, use the drive-thru or ATM at the very least. In reality, baby boomers still go to the bank on a regular basis!

Offline Banking
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Eat Margarine
Fats earned a bad name in the 1950s, and people tried to eat less butter. As a replacement, they came up with margarine, a greasy artificial food that tastes nothing like butter.

Eat Margarine